Hex humor

This page contains some Hex-themed jokes and poetry. Whether you're a seasoned Hex player or a newcomer, we hope you'll find something to amuse and inspire you here. Please feel free to add to the collection!

Hex jokes

Why did the Hex player break up with her boyfriend?

• Because she couldn't find a way to connect.

What does the polite Hex player say?

• "Pardon the intrusion!"

Why did the Hex players miss the elevator?

• Because they were looking for a ladder.

Why couldn't the Hex players hear each other?

• Because they had a bad connection.

Hex poetry

A game of skill and wit

By Selinger and ChatGPT

I know a game of skill and wit
where stones are placed and made to fit
on a board with edges black and white.
Each player must connect and fight.

Although the game has simple specs,
its strategy is quite complex.
You'll need to think ahead and plan,
and block your foe while you still can.

In the end, there can be only one
to win the game. A job well done!
The lucky player who connects
their sides will win the game of Hex.